Sunday, June 27, 2010

I can help you, I'm in retail.

Despite my best efforts to avoid it.... I've fallen in love with the song Airplanes by B.O.B. The music and B.O.B breaking down a rap is a great combination. I could do without Hayley singing... maybe just stand there and look pretty please?

"I could use a dream or a genie or a wish, to go back to a place much simplier than this. Cause after all the partyin, the smashin and crashin, and all the cliques, the glam, the fashion, and all the pandemonium, the madness, there comes a time when you fade into the blackness....."

Apparently size does matter. While examining a box of condoms (a wedding prank for our friend's car) my buddies were approached by an attractive female who claimed she could help them because she worked in retail. I arrived soon after to find an amusing and awkward conversation about buying them in bulk. Who knew all you had to do was hang out in the contraceptive aisle of Walmart to get chicks?

I'd crack a joke about being well endowed now but we all know that would be a filthy lie, so I'll just smile awkwardly and change the subject.

I'm going to openly admit something.... I love Tom Cruise.... as an actor. I don't know why everyone hates him so much. I think he is rather talented and has produced some very good movies. I saw Knight and Day, his latest film with Cameron Diaz and found it to be pretty witty and a good way to kill 2 hours. Maybe I'm not cultured when it comes to movies? I dunno. That being said, the real Tom Cruise is a douche. Funny how that combination springs up alot in famous people.

What else can I say? I'm on my 5th prestige on Call of Duty:MW2. Yea i'm that nerd. I just wanted to brag. Pathetic? You betcha. I can still kick your ass though.

Eh, I'll shut up. If you need me I'll be picking up chicks in the condom aisle of Walmart.

2 comments:

Jim said...

The great white!

Mary said...

I LOVED Knight and Day! He convinced me that he was the nicest guy on the planet--and if that isn't acting, I don't know what is. ;)